Why don't you discuss it between yourselves? Oliver Deuce: Why, don't you know? Alba Bewick: Grand dieu! Does an animal behaviorist need to ask such questions? As far as I'm concerned, you both are. who's the father? Alba Bewick: Well, well, well.
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Alba Bewick: Then you recommend it? Recommendation's one thing. Alba Bewick: You're not sure! Oswald Deuce: I'm delighted! Alba Bewick: You are delighted! A pregnant cripple and you are delighted? Think of what it will do to my sense of balance! Oswald Deuce: It might help! Give you more stability. Alba is lucky enough to escape with one leg. The accident kills two other women, the wives of two twin zoologists, Oliver and Oswald Deuce (Brian and Eric Deacon). Oliver Deuce: You can? Alba Bewick: Of course! Is leglessness a form of contraception? Oswald Deuce: I'm not sure. Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for A Zed and Two Noughts (1985). Oswald Deuce: You what? Oliver Deuce: You are? Alba Bewick: I am. She used her first 100,000 on the apple.Īlba Bewick: I am about to become a mother, and you are about to become a father. First exchanged at the very beginning of creation when Adam kissed Eve.
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There are supposed to be 130,000 bicoses in each lick of a human tongue 250,000 in a french kiss. Two women passengers die and the driver, Alma Bewick, has to have her leg amputated. Oswald Deuce: What sort of bacteria? Oliver Deuce: Bicosis populi. A car collides with a swan outside Rotterdam Zoo. What is the first thing that happens? Oliver Deuce: The first thing that happens is bacteria set to work in the intestine. Oswald Deuce: I cannot stand the idea of her rotting away. Oswald Deuce: And the baby? Oliver Deuce: How far gone was she? Oswald Deuce: Perhaps ten weeks. Oswald Deuce: Does being pregnant make any difference? Oliver Deuce: No. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion.ĭialogue Oswald Deuce: How fast does a woman decompose? Oliver Deuce: Six months, maybe a year? Depends on the conditions.
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Imagine that, the body - in all its delicious detail - fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs.In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.